Nixon: Women's Ivy Watch

You'll be the belle of the ball when you wear the Nixon Women's Ivy Watch. The gold shine of the Ivy's stainless steel body nicely complements your formal dress, heels, and tiger tattoo. Nixon even built this dress watch to be water-resistant to 100 meters, so if you need to dive into the pool to save the life of your idiot boyfriend (he got plastered then thought he could butterfly stroke all the way across), your watch will be safe. As you resuscitate the moron back to life, your eye catches the movement of the Ivy's two subdials and you think to yourself, "Maybe I should just let him die; I mean, at least I've got this watch."

• Movement: 3 Thin Japanese Movements
• Case: Thin 30 Meter Stainless Steel
• Hardened Full View Mineral Crystal
• Triple Gasket Crown
• Band: Custom Stainless Steel With Double Locking Clasp.